we need some new and more powerful swears
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live
The single greatest snl skit of all time
So sad. This was perfect.
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
After a heated debate about marriage equality and being sent to my room my brother comes into my room.
Michael: Um, don't worry about what mom and dad have to say. Whether you're-
Me: Michael, I'm not gay.
Michael: Well, even if you were they don't know anything about the subject and if you were they would have to deal with it and respect your choices.
Me: Thanks.
Michael: *Stands in door awkwardly* Yeah, bye.
Seriously this is why I'm going to miss him when he goes to college.
