The Teenage Years

Hannah- Junior, multi-fandom with important stuff. Constantly and eternally wishing I was Kanye West.

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless. 

  parks and rec


Y’all think the way queer people talk about cishets is off putting or mean?
Have you ever listened to a bunch of cishet dudes talk about queer and trans people? It’s fucking horrifying.


stop making movies about straight people


be the person chris traeger knows you can be


  •  *watches a movie*
  •  *sees a dog*
  • me:  if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
  literally me


why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be




theater performances went well today (I play a valley girl goldilocks)

  i love the two other Hannah's   Hannah cubed   me   adventures with Hannah

up at 5am tomorrow, the things i do for my theater loves

  early breakfast with theater peeps in the jam   personal   adventures with Hannah